“Hey, I’m cold.” 

“Don’t worry, it’s warmer in the basement.”

#let’s take a moment to appreciate one of the best cinematic moments in history

One Direction? More like One ERECTION!

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solosoyaratos:

Hey You, out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone, would you touch me?

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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FAMILY, MY FOLLOWERS, AND MOST OF ALL PETE WENTZ’ PENIS

This is not a joke. I repeat, this is not a joke. 

#this is what flawless looks like

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